g-chat registry — secret service attire

assman: who thought secret service agents shoudl wear suits vs. a t shirt and sweatpants
i can’t even sneeze unrestricted in a suit

art vandalay: hahahhaa
the govt needs more thinkers like you working for them

assman: instead of having 10 guys in suits you could have 5 guys in track pants and t shirts
and we’d have nasa researching how to insert some kidn of boner blocker for the track pants
just to be safe

art vandalay: hahahahaha
for sure
cause you know those guys are getting a woody every time they foil an assanation atempt

assman: who wouldnt
not to mention how many hot chicks you’d see in the south

art vandalay: seriously
nasa would be able to take care of that for sure

assman: like a quick liquid nitrogen spray that flash freezes your wang

art vandalay: yeah
they figured out how to make ice cream into a stiff solid
they can keep your wang noodly

boners in sweatpants seems to be a recurring theme here at TMF…maybe i’ll try it later.

thanks to hendu aka art vandalay for the transcript.