Dear Poker Industry,
In light of your industry’s collapse, we want to preemptively reject the continuous string of “this would make a great movie” ideas in all your blogs. Your industry is no different than N’Sync or POGs. It was a passing fad that will ultimately rest in a segment during “I Love the 2000s.” Poker is boring as shit and annoying kids with weird speech impediments make bad TV, which is why every poker show is getting or has been canceled. We don’t mind you playing footsie with nine other dudes for 16 hours a day while trying to convince yourself this beats a real job, but please, get over yourselves and quit emailing us.
PS – Here is Hal Sparks contact information. He will be cracking jokes at your expense on VH1 so any info you can give him, the better