First of all, Armie Hammer did these guys a service by being way better looking than they actually are, because in real life they look like Adam Corolla if he got plastic surgery:
Secondly, unlike Zuckerberg, these guys are even bigger crybaby pussies than they were in the movie. Facebook goes public today and these two losers are STILL bitching about how he stole their idea. They even appealed the $65 million they got in the lawsuit because they want more, claiming they were “misled,” again, about what Facebook was worth.
Oh, and they said it’s not about the money (still), it’s about principle.
So let me get this straight: they were misled by a kid with a hoodie through e-mails, and then got misled again because of the mis-valuation of a company they could easily have looked up on the Internet? How gullible are these guys?
Let’s find out:
Here’s the rub (don’t tell Tyler): I’m not going to sign anything when they give me money. Then, when the site blows up, I’m gonna be like, “YO DUDE YOU WANTED TO DO A DATING SITE, NOT A SITE ABOUT FIRE.” Probably by the time they figure it out, I’ll be so fucking rich that if they sue me I’ll give them the scraps off my shoes.
Yo, another thing that’s hilarious is that Zuckerberg could CARE LESS about these guys. He was even quoted saying, “I spent like two weeks dealing with that problem and then forgot all about it.”
DOUBLE DOWN TIME:
See, just like Zuckerberg, you gotta know when there are two of them, you gotta go for twice capital. So, I came up with this:
Listen Winkies, if you actually want to invest in TMF, I promise you that you will be on the masthead and together we will take over this fickle world. I also promise to sell out the minute an offer is given. Zuckerberg works so damn hard, I don’t want to fucking do that. I want a bunch of islands that spell out TMF from space. You down?
STAY HOT WINKLEEEEEES.