I guess a bunch of people down the hall got laid off recently, because the bathroom that we unfortunately have to share has been fucking SWEET. no back-ups at lunch, no overflowing trash can filled with people who can’t seem to dry their hands without using 50 fucking paper towels, and best of all, at least a 60% drop in IPHONE on the toilet noise.
However, the mysterious Toilet Seat Cover Flusher remains at large.