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laces out dan pt. 2

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January 3, 2012
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Daniel Zychlinski will haunt Jordan Williamson’s dreams for the next 50 years for holding those laces in. (Its a bit dark but look close and you’ll see they’re facing in.)

I don’t know why all these kickers go to the Ray Finkle school of kicking where you only learn to kick when the laces face out. When I have a kid he is doing nothing but kicking field goals with laces in, out and sideways. I will never have a Kyle Brotzman, Dan Goodale or Jordan Williamson. What a bunch of buzzards.

Also – the refs not allowing that touchdown in overtime really fucked those of us that took OSU – 4.5- Thanks guys, you knew they were going to score regardless. At least they reached the over.

An Open Letter to the Poker Industry from Hollywood

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October 11, 2011
gambling, hollywood
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Poker Douche

exhibit a - poker douche

Dear Poker Industry,

In light of your industry’s collapse, we want to preemptively reject the continuous string of “this would make a great movie” ideas in all your blogs. Your industry is no different than N’Sync or POGs. It was a passing fad that will ultimately rest in a segment during “I Love the 2000s.” Poker is boring as shit and annoying kids with weird speech impediments make bad TV, which is why every poker show is getting or has been canceled. We don’t mind you playing footsie with nine other dudes for 16 hours a day while trying to convince yourself this beats a real job, but please, get over yourselves and quit emailing us.

Sincerely,

Hollywood

PS – Here is Hal Sparks contact information. He will be cracking jokes at your expense on VH1 so any info you can give him, the better