I am dead serious. I WANT TO DO THIS.
I need to know everything about this … so if someone can Google it and send it to me, I will read it.
I can’t do it alone so I’ll need a partner. Applications sent to email@example.com will be read in an orderly fashion. Also include any info about RedBull Sparkstøtting Supercross that you may have. That’s what this apparently is, so hook it up and you can be my partner.
These are just like sticks, with grips for your feet? On a chair … in the snow. What is so hard about that? Red Bull should just send me next months winnings because there is no way I lose to any of these guys.
Throw some of that Red Bull money my way and I will ride a fucking rocking chair down the hill. I think if Red Bull said we’re going to sponsor you for ______, I would just do it. They dominate the extreme sports sponsorship market, make the best videos, and do the coolest shit.
How can you NOT want to just get hammered and ride a chair down a hill with your buddy? This action sport was designed for drunk assholes. COUNT. ME. IN. TMF needs to put a team together and come up with a better name then “Weekend Warriors” and “Teletubbies.” Whatever, name comes second.