Fuck The Dark Knight, this movie is gonna be like the Avengers of Gotham! It starts with Ra’s al Ghul, our favorite dude Liam Neeson, but wait! He’s just a decoy for a tomboy chick named Lady MusthfuckNolan, who has very little personality but keeps showing up everywhere! OH SHIT, that’s a decoy too, for a Bhutanese Doctor named Dr. FORTUNE COOKIE. Nobody is ever going to see that coming.
Anyway Dr. FORTUNE COOKIE gets everybody in this Bhutan prison to start hating on this city called Gotham which is halfway around the world, but definitely a symbol for everything that’s wrong with humanity. He teaches his students martial arts, because they will definitely come in handy when it comes time to BLOW THE CITY UP WITH A NUCLEAR DEVICE.
You following? Good! Cause from here on out it gets really confusing.