Godzilla on Wednesday could be the best and most accurate forecast I’ve ever seen.
“rather toasty”
“the key to the forecast, right before this thing makes landfall, it is going to be deflected by Godzilla”
I know it’s staged but its funny as hell. Only like 24 more hours before I’m released into the wild for a whole week.
alcohol + 4th of July + some of my best friends wedding in Jersey on Friday = insanity LONG weekend.
thanks to Ray for the link.
STAY HOT.
SUPER 400 DEGREE GODZILLA HOT.
All I am saying is…this shit better happen.
The 1988 hit Twins, starring good ol’ Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger is about to get a curveball almost twenty-five years later.
Remember the blazer /shorts/ high socks swag? The pony tail swag? Unmatched — no one pulls that off like DeVito.
Introduce some real swag with a black guy Eddie Murphy? Maybe cast him as the loudmouth black brother they never knew they had? I think I just wrote the whole movie.
Surefire GOLD.
“Lets get Dr. Doolittle in there and see what happens.” – Someone who makes this shit happen.
These guys are pretty washed up with the exception of DeVito, who makes appearances all over the place on TV shows in conjunction with holding a steady job as Frank on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Arnold is just learning that there is more to the U.S. than California and I am pretty sure Eddie Murphy lost like a butt-load of money doing 1,000 Words or something.
I have 1,000 words for you bro … “DO THIS FUCKING MOVIE” x’s 250.
Just bring these guys together and I swear it will be a blockbuster.
Stay hot.
TMF is turning 27 this weekend, and all i hear is everybody bitching about getting older. These are the same people who don’t complain about KONY, Top Chef, optimism, and roombas but get all depressed when they look at their protruding gut and their ever-shrinking circle of friends.
Well, to those people i say: It’s your own damn fault.
I’m stoked to be old. this age is fire. Here’s a list of things that are awesome at age 27.
1. ZITS.
remember when you used to be like this?
WAHHHHHHHH
Shiiiit, how many times you try not to go to school cause you got zits? no chick wants some pimply dude pussin’ all over their pussy.
Fuck that noise. Now when i get a zit, i wear it like a badge of honor. YO I GOT A ZIT BITCHES, CHECK ME OUT. MUSTA NOT WASHED MY FACE. zits make me feel young. zits rule.
I’m into the future, for better or worse.
For all that’s been projected about it and come up short…
really? still not for sale?
…I can guarantee this: In the next ten to fifteen years, SOMETHING is going to happen, and that it will be interesting to the point where, unlike presidential elections, it will change the way you live. That’s all I got on that. One thing in the next 15 years.
This guy, however, is predicting like SEVEN MILLION THINGS WILL HAPPEN:
behold: the most overconfident man who ever lived
I’ve had the pleasure of not meeting this guy, but heard from people who have that he’s pretty much certain of a bunch of ridiculous shit is going to happen pretty damn soon.
Let’s jerk his chain for a moment and pretend he’s right. Wherein he sees a pretty epic brave new world, I foresee a bunch of awkward moments in the future if this douche is right. The birds and the bees talk ain’t nothing compared to this stuff: