I love hearing about where you are in the city of sin via facebook, consistently breaking down the illusion that vegas is some mecca of orgies and unspeakable fun. that’s basically what the commercials say. There is this one where somebody posted a picture to facebook while still in Vegas and i think his friends splayed him or something because they were having a furry gangbang and they didn’t want their significant others to know.
I lived in vegas for a month last year. people don’t get laid there. people get drunk, walk around, and look ugly. in fact, vegas is the ugliest place i’ve ever been. unless you’re flashing 25k chips, hot chicks don’t come around. but, if you do, they appear like spectres.
is that a stack of $100,000 chips in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?