I’ve already written once about how buzzfeed articles lack pretty much any insight, but yesterday they took it to a whole new level with their article “21 Things We Learned From MarioKart 64.”
Why 21? Who knows. Why “We” and not “I”? Because buzzfeed, like every other internet site out there, assumes they have a pulse on the mainstrem despite ample evidence that if these sites even charged a dollar a week to visit them, all page views would disappear.
It takes IMMENSE lethargy to get an article this wrong, and TMF will put all the effort they didn’t put into it into correcting the fucking jokathon reasons mariokart 64 is the best game ever.
“But TMF, what makes you the authority on MarioKart?” – Bitchass buzzfeed staff writer.
Um. This:
Yeah, that’s right buzzfeed. I own the script rights to mariokart the movie. I’ve had executives at sony read this script and gotten it all the way to japan (all at the ripe age of 23) because i know a 200 million dollar profit movie when i see one.
