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M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”

Admittedly, I immediately brushed this song aside the first time I head it, mostly because I feel M.I.A. is a over-hyped, hypocritical loudmouth (and she did not do herself any favors with the now infamous Super Bowl finger.) However, shortly after the single dropped, so did this equally addictive and badass video, forcing a re-listen and new found appreciation.

The song relies on a catchy lyrically hook-like chorus that drills itself into your head with the bluntness of a sledgehammer, reminiscent of Wiz Khalifa’s jam “Black and Yellow.” While, accompanied by a video full of burka-clad women whipping around street cars and M.I.A. standing on the windows of one while it drives on two wheels makes the song not only something to hear, but a spectacle to see.

Neon Indian – “Fallout”

According the people over at Adult Swim, the inspiration for Neon Indian’s new video off last year’s standout album, Era Extrana, came about as follows:

When we heard “Fallout” from Neon Indian’s new record, Era Extrana, we knew we had to do something with him. So we tracked his ass down and said “let us make you a video!” He said “Uhhh, sure…” and we immediately called Lilfuchs, who made this homage to 80′s toons and sexy commercials. Put your arm around someone and click on this bad boy.

All I can say is I don’t remember my ’80s cartoons of G.I. Joe and Transformers looking like this.

Also, if you haven’t listened to Era Extrana, I highly recommend it, especially the tracks “Polish Girl” and “Halogen (I Could be a Shadow).”

Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”

A bit of a departure from the last two songs comes the upbeat and energizing single from Icelandic folk-pop group Of Monsters and Men. The song “Little Talks” will feature on their upcoming debut album due out April 3rd and its video was released last Friday.

The video is loaded with CGI-visuals that take you on a mind-bending, monster-escaping dream-like fantasy sequence that is completely captivating and so well done that Tim Burton may be calling for royalties; enjoy the snow-covered chase.

 

All I seem to be seeing on the Internet and Faceland walls the past few weeks is everyone’s own “Shit _____ Says” video.

I believe this started with a guy who started a Twitter account “Shit My Dad Says.” Little did he know at that time that the legion of brain-dead social media-worshippers who’ve contributed little to society would have a field day with this, with each adding their own unique touch of jokes that you probably don’t get or understand cause you weren’t in our clique.

You know this has reached epic lamestreamness when even Pepperdine’s insulated student body ditches the next GLEE rehersal to for the latest stupid Internet “meme,” or whatever the fuck hitching a ride on other people’s ideas is called now, to cross-dress and spit out every stupid inside joke that has been passed around the student body for years.

But every new Internet sensation needs a classification, a hashtag, an identifier so people can totally relate. What can we call this movement? I’ve got a few ideas, complete with hashtags so you can Twitter the shit out of your new “Shit My Cat Says” video…

  • #shitwave
  • #shitstream
  • #thepooptroop

When it comes to quotes, Mike Tyson takes the cake. Dozens of quality quotes — especially  when incorporated into a song. The Zoloft line for the win.

thanks to KD for the video.

Get out there, gnaw on some ears, get crazy and come back on Monday for another work week.

It’s Friday bitches! I’m off to a private Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas screening.

stay hot.

so back when i had like-minded cublicle monkeys to commiserate with 8.5 hours/day, we used sites like xtranormal to convey our thoughts on the day’s musings. this one kinda strays from that, but what the hell we’ll share anyway. here’s the latest abomination. enjoy!

Oprah interviews JC

PUT IN HEADPHONES TO HEAR BETTER… I think I was two stories above them (but I have no idea where they were coming from). It is NOT anything weird, I just got out of bed this past weekend at 5:30am to hear this nice and loud. I hung out the window in the Ninja’s old room and just hit record on the iPhone. Watch some, all — I don’t care.

Now you need to understand 2 things:

  1. I think its funny as shit that these drunk assholes were singing at 5:30am like they are in the fucking recording studio. Do you have to think its funny? Not at all.
  2. Do you need to watch it? Yes. They sing the worst rendition of the worst song by the worst band ever.

3 Doors Down — Kryptonite … I don’t get any part of this song.

Anyways, these assholes sing it and then they sing something else. I wish I knew what it was, but it’s complete with a tambourine or some shit … and clapping.

Enjoy – stay hot.

P.S. the Mexican church group that sings on the corner on Saturday morning was a thousand times better.

i feel like yippiekaijay should be sharing this, but los juggernaut sent it to me via email and i couldn’t resist.

maybe my friends from the south can fill me in on this dude, but i might just move to tennessee so i can watch this shit on TV.

literally, i don’t know why this dude is so funny, but i could literally watch these all day. like i think it’s just cause he’s just so error-prone but he’s not dropping f-bombs and getting all heated…instead it’s just that AW SHUCKS and DANG GUMMIT type stuff…totally clean and totally hilarious.

but without further adieu… BILL DANCE ladies and gentlemen: