"I'm taking this shit from behind Eli and there is NOTHING you can do about it."

First off, kudos to Clay Matthews. He had a great game and might hate Eli Manning more than I do if that’s even possible.  More on that “quarterback” in a minute.

Tiger Woods comes back and wins for the first time in two years. The best golfer on the face of the planet did what he does best and won. He probably slept with more women on that one night then he has in the last two years. Matter of fact, his “sleeping around” habits probably only got…better? Before he was the half black and half Asian All-American family man golfer dude (that whole half black and half Asian thing is right up Yippykaijay’s alley).  Anyways, his slut productivity has significantly out-weighted his golf trophy productivity in the last two years for sure. This is because as soon as the rest of the money-grubbing whores found out he’s some kind of 9-iron machine they just started lining up at the tip of his dick like he’s giving out free sleeves of golf balls. Just raining snatch all over the PGA. Boom, WELCOME BACK TIGER!  I know Losjuggernaut called it – but we’re blood so he probably knew what I was already thinking and stole my idea.

Even though he helped me win my Fantasy Baseball league this past year, Jose Reyes will be sitting on the bench with injuries in Florida now. A Mets fan I work with proudly proclaimed: “They can lose without him – no problem” this morning when I asked him about the trade. The Mets just keep getting worse and worse. Big surprise. Pujols is being targeted by the Marlins also, and could be next to move so we’ll have to see what happens; my guess is he resigns with the Cards. Would love some MLB buffs to weigh in on this so I’ll wait to hear some responses.

Sheli Manning proves he’s not a good quarterback. Good quarterbacks win big games. Not one big game, multiple big games. Fans have faith in Aaron Rogers marching down the field with :50 seconds to go give them a chance to win the game. Eli has good numbers blah blah blah. This is his best season blah blah blaah. Your team is 6-6. You had a chance to beat the defending champs and you blew it. CLAY MATTHEWS ISN’T ON YOUR TEAM – that means you shouldn’t throw the ball directly at him. Your defense sucks. Your running backs are assholes who are either hurt or unhappy. I think Nicks is the only wide receiver on the team? Right? (Oh theres that Victor Cruz guy who is decent and maybe some Manningham and Cheese, but Mario shares a hospital room with Reyes).  Maybe a crappy white tight end? Yet, Giants fans still think they are #1. You might have beaten the Patriots this season, congrats. Everyone wants to beat you when you are the best.  When you win games, you can consider yourself an ELITE quarterback. Reality? Your whole division sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Eagles, they should drown and beat those clowns like a bunch of Michael Vick dogs. Dallas is the only “good” “team” in that division right now. The Giants have to play them twice in the next 4 weeks too, along with the Jets. Watching the Jets and Giants play is more enjoyable than most things I do. Depressed and angry fans in the streets crying over their beloved NY team’s loss. SWEET – both teams are on their way to NOT making the playoffs. Hey New York, have fun beating yourself. Buffalo = best/only team in New York.  Someone tell Eli and his broken-red-neck brother to pack it the fuck up. Disagree? Let me hear it, I want to know why anyone says Eli is a “good quarterback”.

Kurt Busch leaves Penske Racing in a mutual split. HAHA no I am kidding, no one fucking cares about that. I just copied that from ESPN and thought it was funny.

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