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Too bad all that money could only buy one shower....
‘horsed around’….really Jerry?
MAYBE he should have used another shower — that is, providing Penn State had more than one. I hope that the defense uses that: “It was his only option to shower with prepubescent boys”.
Seriously who decides their best course of action after teaching kids football is to get naked WITH them and get in a shower? I don’t care if you’re a pedophile or a logical human being — showering with kids is just wrong. He did try to point out that he’s not a pedophile yesterday. Weird. I’m sure Penn State, which has 44,000+ students and one of the most storied football programs in the country, can afford separate showers for coaches and players.
And horsing around? Congrats Jerry. You just gave rapists a new defense for years to come. I can see it now:
“Fraternity says they were ‘Horsing Around’ with female party guests. Deny rape charges”
they need to put this douchebag in jail and let some of the “boys” named Bubba and LeRoy horse around with him on Rikers Island or something.
Sandusky? More like Sandouchesky.
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do you remember the moment? (part 4)
This is another one from our friend Court, who just graduated and has a long way to go before he can be as bitter as cho_kettie about college, but he’s certainly off to a good start.
This whole Jerry Sandusky disaster has brought a certain jr. high/ high school memory to mind. I remember when I was in 8th grade, a group of really emotional people came to town and put on a ‘clinic’ at our school called ‘Challenge Day’. I had no clue what this was, but to go meant to miss an entire day of class, so of course I signed up.
The basic idea behind Challenge Day is to expose the things as shit-head teenagers, we did all the time. In essence these people forced the kids to get extremely confessional and attempted to ‘tap into the realness’. Now some kids are totally down to talk about deeply personal stuff with complete strangers. Some kids like me, think its all just a big joke, and shut everything off when they walk in the room. What this turned out to be was gymnasium full of teenagers, half of whom were crying, and half of whom were trying not to laugh the entire time.
The day starts pretty easy. Games and shit. Candy and shit. It’s great. I’m thinking, ‘fuck yeah. This is awesome. We get free Subway.’ There’s a certain game where the girls go around and sit on the guys laps. This was fun for me as well.
Subway wrappers hit the trash can and shit starts getting real.
Read on after the jump…
FIRE DOTTIE SANDUSKY
SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE
because seriously, what’s the difference? i’m pretty sure she knew a little more than Joe Pa seeing that little boys slept over at their house ernight. You’re telling me she didn’t once wake up in the middle of the night to get some water and notice her husband wasn’t there?
Might as well fire her too. What’s she do exactly? Well, apparently her job is to adopt kids and work at Second Mile. CUNCEL DA ADOPTION AND SECOND MILE.
UPDATE: The big tink, a friend of tmf, had a both hilarious and awful comment to make on the situation after seeing this post. “goo! if that’s my wife, I’m probably raping little boys too. if i’m sandusky’s lawyer i’m getting her face out there. now all of a sudden jerry is the victim. boom. case dismissed.”
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the unluckiest lottery winners of the year
Child molestation scandals and convicted serial killers are two lotteries that everyone in the human race is automatically entered into. It’s the “that would suck if my name happens to be _______ ” lotto.
This year’s unfortunate winner is Jerry Sandusky. So, cue the sad music, we feel for you guys.
