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NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK ELEVEN RECAP

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November 21, 2011
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I’m back bitches.

The middle is a good place to be, especially when you do it three out of four games. for some reason the betting site canceled my ravens bet though, assholes.

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…7-3. That was a hurdle that needed jumping over.
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…5-5. Could they run the table?
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…2-8. Cam newton is not fire.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…WON
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…6-4. This team blows.
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…5-5. Ugh.
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…7-3. WON
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…4-6. Good. keep up the losing.
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 3-7. hahaha.  .
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…2-7. useless.
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…7-3. bye
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…6-4. BAM. EAGLES.
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…5-5. they’re done.
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…2-8…run the table?
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…LOSS
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins 4-6.good enough for 2nd in that division.
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…5-5. who knows with this team.
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-7. losers

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 37-28
  • PicksNOA: 0-8
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2

NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK TEN RECAP

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November 15, 2011
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I wish I wasn’t an Eagles fan,

Because I would be making so much more money betting against them. They’re my home squad, and if you bet against your home squad, you might as well kill yourself because you are without honor. In other news, I got killed this week. Nothing went right except Tebow. Fuck Tebow. Probably the worst week I’ve had in six weeks and it came when this site blew up over a Dottie. oh well. I pledge to come back with some fire picks for week 11.

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…6-3. Can anyone figure this team out?
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…5-4. Hangin on?
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…2-7. Starting to get worse as the season progresses.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…WON
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…5-4. This team blows.
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…4-5. Teams will figure out Tebow
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…6-3. got crushed, but only need one more win.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…4-5. blink and this team is back to where is should be.
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 2-7. keep it going. .
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…2-7. useless.
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…7-3. great win. Great team.
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…6-3. eagles, please beat them.
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…5-4. terrible showing.
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…2-6. only 6 more!
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…7-1: they’re good. i lose.
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins 3-6.good enough for 2nd in that division.
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…5-4. who knows with this team.
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-6. losers

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 29-26
  • PicksNOA: 0-8
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2

NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK EIGHT RECAP

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November 1, 2011
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Dear Lord,

Thank you for Tim Tebow. He’s made those who exploit religion rich without having to start a mega church. We just have to hard bet the Lions -3. Amen.

So I won a couple of the bigger bets (Cincy, Vikings), but the real icing was the big money i put on the Lions. Adderall self knows its shit. I didn’t do too great with the smaller bets but, hey, who cares when the Lord giveth Tim Tebow?

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…5-2. Great comeback, hopefully can repeat at pitt.
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…5-2. Argggg, matey.
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…2-6. most exciting 2-6 team ever.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…5-2. yup, biggest bet i made, almost locked up.
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…3-4. oops, bird flu.
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…2-5. ahahahahahahaha
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…6-2. still crushin.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…4-3. i blink again and this team is 4-3?
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 0-7. hey almost a win! for sure NOT.
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…2-6. Ponder gettin’ wet, aded.
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…5-3. jesus, im getting a little panicked.
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…5-2. guh.
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…4-3. bye
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…1-6. horray! they won! only 7 out of 9 more!
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…6-1: cancel this shit.
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins…2-5. yeah, i guess they’re not very good.
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…4-3. CJ2GAY
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-4. exposed, again.

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 24-18
  • PicksNOA: 0-8
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2

NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK SEVEN RECAP

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October 25, 2011
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God Hates Sobriety

Man, I really thought my sober self was going to get one this week. 15-0 with three minutes left? is it even possible to be this bad at betting sober and this good on adderall?

yes. As I’ve said from the outset of this column, you need adderall to predict the future. which is why i went on killing it OA (especially with the big money this week) and will consider my minuscule loan to my sober self a charity. he will not need to pay it back.

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…4-2. I didn’t watch. did ray rice die or something?
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…bye
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…2-5. skin it to win it baby.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…4-2. bye
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…3-3. Beating the rams is so damn tough
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…2-4. i heard tebow got head in college alot. thats considered sex. god, make him lose.
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…5-2. whoops, stafford down. they’ll limp into eight wins though.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…3-3. i blink and this team is 3-3?
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 0-6. i might as well forfeit this one
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…1-6. there is still some goddamn life here.
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…5-2. brees went into fuck you mode.
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…bye. this is like their third bye in a row.
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…4-3. ugh, coulda used that. still. i’m good.
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…0-6. worst team in the league? yes.
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…bye
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins…2-4. hahahahahah,
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…3-3. this is starting to look tastier
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-3. exposed, again.

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 18-14
  • PicksNOA: 0-8
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2

NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK SIX RECAP

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October 18, 2011
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Back to Being Awesome

I owned this week.

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…4-1. Best defense in the league and crushing.
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…4-2. hey, u never know?
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…1-5. wins are a coming.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…4-2. Two away! my 9-7 prediction is looking smart as shit.
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…2-3. Team blow me.
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…1-4. bye, and bye lloyd.
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…5-1. hmm. hopefully they can get to 8 before stafford goes down.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…2-3. bye
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 0-5. forget about it.
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…1-5. double forget about it
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…4-2. ugh, that was a shitty game by Brees
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…4-2. barely beat dabills.
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…3-3. way to beat the dolphins…and still play like shit.
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…0-5. worst team in the league?
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…5-1. yeah, hedging works though.
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins…2-3. bye
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…3-2. bye
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-2. exposed.

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 12-10
  • PicksNOA: 0-7
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2

NFL on ADDERALL: WEEK FIVE RECAP

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October 11, 2011
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The second half can suck me.

I can’t be talking shit on adderall this week. the picks were on fire even though he only went 1-3. shaub was inches away from securing that victory and the colts were destroying the chiefs until they forgot how to double team their only good player. oh well, at least the saints bet came through. in other news, i absolutely destroyed the over/unders this week.

NFL Futures: Over/Under Team Wins.

  • Baltimore Ravens: OVER 10.5 wins…3-1. Bye
  • Buffalo Bills: UNDER 5.5 wins…4-1. whatever, i’m chalking this up to a fluke season. and the eagles being twat-ass bitches. only bet the min here so not a big deal.
  • Carolina Panthers: OVER 4.5 wins…1-4. it sure is an exciting 1-4 though. i’m not worried about them.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: OVER 5.5 wins…3-2. Three away! my 9-7 prediction is looking not so crazy.
  • Dallas Cowboys: UNDER 9 wins…2-2. bye.
  • Denver Broncos: UNDER 6 wins…1-4. tebow time! more cheering! more wacky plays! same outcome!
  • Detroit Lions: OVER 7 wins…5-0. hmm. could they possibly go 1-10 the rest of the way? for sure not. victory.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: UNDER 7.5 wins…2-3. straight shit but two weird wins.
  • Miami Dolphins: OVER 7.5 wins… 0-4. bye
  • Minnesota Vikings: OVER 7 wins…1-4. it’s about time. they’re not a bad team.
  • New Orleans Saints: OVER 10 wins…4-1. saints just rolling along.
  • New York Giants: UNDER 9.5 wins…3-2. losing to seattle…gj
  • New York Jets: UNDER 10 wins…2-3. keep those losses coming boys.
  • St. Louis Rams: UNDER 7.5 wins…0-4. bye
  • San Francisco 49ers: UNDER 7.5 wins…4-1. eh, who cares. i guess this team might be good.
  • Seattle Seahawks: OVER 6.5 wins…2-3. and they haven’t even played the rams yet!
  • Tennessee Titans: UNDER 6.5 wins…3-2. no idea whether they get to 7.
  • Washington Redskins: UNDER 6 wins…3-1. bye

SCOREBOARD:

  • PicksOA: (on adderall) 8-8.
  • PicksNOA: 0-7.
  • PicksDRUNK: 2-2