All I seem to be seeing on the Internet and Faceland walls the past few weeks is everyone’s own “Shit _____ Says” video.
I believe this started with a guy who started a Twitter account “Shit My Dad Says.” Little did he know at that time that the legion of brain-dead social media-worshippers who’ve contributed little to society would have a field day with this, with each adding their own unique touch of jokes that you probably don’t get or understand cause you weren’t in our clique.
You know this has reached epic lamestreamness when even Pepperdine’s insulated student body ditches the next GLEE rehersal to for the latest stupid Internet “meme,” or whatever the fuck hitching a ride on other people’s ideas is called now, to cross-dress and spit out every stupid inside joke that has been passed around the student body for years.
But every new Internet sensation needs a classification, a hashtag, an identifier so people can totally relate. What can we call this movement? I’ve got a few ideas, complete with hashtags so you can Twitter the shit out of your new “Shit My Cat Says” video…
This is a picture of my alma mater, Pepperdine University, which is usually in the news for two things:
- Having the most beautiful campus in America
- Hating on gays and lesbians
Today it’s in the news for the latter.
So, as you might have guessed, alumni of the school are in an uproar:
“Dear Pepperdine University, this is GAY. It’s sad our school probably cares more about how our benefactors feel and how they’re going to pay for the lawn’s upkeep than its students.” – some chick.
“My heart painfully aches today as I found out that Pepperdine (where I received my B.A.), has denied students the right to form an GLBT support group. I fail to see how promoting discrimination and condemning love accomplishes anything.” – some other chick.
Nicely put ladies. Problem is Pepperdine cares about what you have to say about as much as this photoshopped Pepperdine Hoops logo I just made:
…which is to say, they don’t care at all. I wonder how much money did these chicks give to Pepperdine. Is it more than this asshole?
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He gives millions of dollars, so probably not. In that case, Pepperdine is probably going to do what this guy wants, and if he doesn’t want gays and lesbians forming support groups on campus, then it’s not going to happen.
Sad right? No.
why, after the jump…
do you remember when you paid us a shit ton of money? cause we need MORE.
oh you mean the moment when i paid you $150,000 to not get a job after college?
yeah i remember it well … i actually remember it quite often due to the volume of mail from my lender.
and i’ll keep remembering it when you keep asking me for money.
toomuchfire is right. degrees DO ruin everything.
Bible chicks who bone once want to bone again, that’s why they bone again Christians, they bone again Christians. Pepperdine was full of ‘em. Go Waves!
But this one goes out to a very special BAC, Sarah Palin, who allegedly boned Glen Rice months before she got engaged.
Godspeed SP, Godspeed.