All I seem to be seeing on the Internet and Faceland walls the past few weeks is everyone’s own “Shit _____ Says” video.
I believe this started with a guy who started a Twitter account “Shit My Dad Says.” Little did he know at that time that the legion of brain-dead social media-worshippers who’ve contributed little to society would have a field day with this, with each adding their own unique touch of jokes that you probably don’t get or understand cause you weren’t in our clique.
You know this has reached epic lamestreamness when even Pepperdine’s insulated student body ditches the next GLEE rehersal to for the latest stupid Internet “meme,” or whatever the fuck hitching a ride on other people’s ideas is called now, to cross-dress and spit out every stupid inside joke that has been passed around the student body for years.
But every new Internet sensation needs a classification, a hashtag, an identifier so people can totally relate. What can we call this movement? I’ve got a few ideas, complete with hashtags so you can Twitter the shit out of your new “Shit My Cat Says” video…
- #shitwave
- #shitstream
- #thepooptroop



