It’s almost quitting time, and as we end a great season of betting on adderall, I paid tribute to those who got me here, the old reliable teams that happened to have good lines this week. regardless of what happens, there is undeniable proof adderall works when it comes to betting, and you should get a bankroll together for next season cause we’re going to hit it harder, bigger, and, well, just harder and bigger.
HOUSTON TEXANS (-6) over the Colts: The texans like to blitz, and as predicted, had a hard time blitzing against cam newton, who eats blitzes for breakfast. problem is, the colts don’t have anybody back there that can juke a defender. chalk up multiple sack fumbles and maybe even one for a touchdown. this line is too low.
CINCINNATI BENGALS (BOUGHT TO -3) over the Cardinals: Bengals have run into some good offensive lines these past few weeks, but can put games away against bad ones. they don’t even need to this week. cancel the john skelton comeback.
OAKLAND RAIDERS (+2) over the Chiefs: Okay, the raiders haven’t exactly been great to me this year, but the Chiefs have the worst defense in the league against short passes, which is all Palmer throws, or should throw. hopefully the coach will rein him in and forget about that comeback last week. the raiders played a good game.
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (WIN +120) against the Lions: The chargers are not too difficult to figure out. they excel against teams that do one thing well, and have trouble against teams who do a couple things well or nothing well. add to that the fact that stafford is wildly overrated (he’s not even top 5 QBs in the 4th quarter) and that even norv turner isn’t stupid enough to do man coverage on megatron in the 4th quarter, and this game is out of reach.
NE PATRIOTS (BOUGHT TO +9) over the Dolphins: Simply put, the dolphins have not won a game against a team with good third down efficiency. it’s not just about good passing offense, since the bills are now 0-24 on third down in two games against them. also, the more efficient on third down, the bigger the margin of loss for the fins.
NY GIANTS (+3) over the Jets: Jets can’t sack anybody on third down, and eli manning is the best in the league on third down. they convert, run clock, play average defense, and make the jets wonder if they should draft a QB.
CAROLINA PANTHERS (BOUGHT TO -7) over the Bucs: This isn’t a good line (the last time they played carolina was a 3.5 underdog, which was only three weeks ago), but i can’t very well not honor the team that has won me so much money, whether betting for or against them, over the last 15 weeks. so, i’ll wager a very small amount as an honor rake to cam and company. thanks guys.
SF 49ERS (-1.5) and the (OVER 38 PTS) against the seahawks: Seattle is also up there in betting wins, and although i’m not sure about this game, i do think when seattle wins, the total score is more than 38 80% of the time, and when SF wins, it’s 50% of the time. so, simple middle value here.
SOBER FAREWELL BET
Sober self had a bad season. He basically got banned from betting months ago, but made a little inroads on his hedging bets. i think the highlight of this season was when adderall self had to bet the over 39 (win) of the SF/AZ game to hedge sober self’s SF -3 bet (loss). if there is any indication that i’m handling my multiple personalities well, it’s that.
So, we’ll give one more to the sober self.
TEXANS/COLTS OVER (38 PTS): CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?